Epigrams


"We can't break up. We're brothers."


"I mean, really, what is there to fear? You just go and do it."


"You can't expect success. You can only hope for it."


"If I say I'm the wacky one, I always have to be wacky. When I act serious, it's like, 'Why aren't you wacky? Is this a bad day for you?'"


"We were writing songs about girls when we thought girls had cooties."


"I find it weird when fans scream at us because they want to meet us. When we actually go over and talk to them they say nothing. They just look at us and go, 'Erm, um.' That's weird."


"What good is it if we are a hit and we lose our hearing? Those girls should calm down a bit!"


"I'm still looking for a girlfriend. I just don't think I've met the right one yet. Maybe some day."


"Ding Dongs and Twinkies are my favorite food group."


"He has a lot of pimples, he has less pimples, and I have no pimples."


"I like Tulsa."


"We don't dance in the show. That's a misconception - we can't dance for squat!"


"When we first started playing instruments, we weren't doing very much - just simple stuff. Bang, bang, bang!"


"I'm not that great a drummer, but everyone says I can play, so I'll take their word for it."


"If you don't like the music, then don't come up and tell me you don't like the music."


"Maybe people don't hate their parents so much these days."


"The problem is that I don't have a wallet."


"I think it's probably actually that I'm so shy that I just act wacky to make up for it."


"It's Letterman! It's like, whoa, why would Letterman want us? But if he wants us, I'll go."


"I'd like to be a cartoonist if this doesn't work out. I don't want to be stuck behind a desk."


I just found these...


"I think it's totally awesome that people want to talk to us. I just think it's so cool that people like us. Really."


"I've never kissed a girl. But I do think about it. And it's not like there's just one type of girl who's right for me, because you say that and then you fall for someone who's the exact opposite of what you said."


"They need to invent portable washing machines. I miss clean clothes."


These were on Janelle's Hanson Page:


"How did this happen so fast? Can you tell us that?"


"We are normal kids. Besides the place in the charts, you know."


"A girlfriend? No thanks. I'd rather play Nintendo and build my Lego set."


"I don't get girls as fans. I just get all the young guys and wierdos."


 
Hey! I resent that!





I found these at Sunshine Angels:


"Our parents forced us into this... help us!"


"Without our parents, we couldn't drive to shows!"


"Put the camera down! Put your hands in the air and lean against the car!" (Said into megaphone to photographers.)


Interviewer: "What do you look for in a woman?"    Zac: "You look for a WOMAN first..."


"Wow, I was so proud of that thing! Up until then, all I'd done was click my fingers to the beat when we did a gig. I was so happy to have a proper drum kit."


These were on Nicole's page of Zac quotes:


"I would cry if a cute girl was with me and I wanted to look sensitive."


"We're gonna go get wasted after the show."


"Can we crowd surf?"


"Listen to the rumbling... and then RUN!"


"Hair is only big if you've got big hair."


"Who do we look up to? Well, we usually look up to people who are tall, about six foot two and up."


"So you think we're chicks? What are you saying? What are you saying?"


"It's cool to talk to fans and see why they like the music. But I don't really know why they scream and try to grab you."


"When we get home, our friends will say, 'Wow, it's cool you were on t.v. Are you coming out?' "


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